Owr nexr doar naybur,, uh nise hoomin naym uf Andy, kald mai paw on da
fonefingy n telled Paw dat uh rakoom skard hiz 25 pownd Tuxie, (wike
pookyKat, hu waiz 20 lbz) name uf Brutus
Da hoomin sho0o0ooed da rakoom uhwai, n den lokd, Brutus en da shed wif
wadder n fudz, 'commode' bub lef da doar opun jest un cuple uf inchus,
frum da botum...
Pore Brutus..hym iz 15 yeerz old n uh nise frend, ai noe diz cuz uh cupul uf
tymez ai xskaed entu da OWT,
ai wint ovur tu she Brutus, nhym iz vury sily, but srs wif tew..srslay..hiz
hoomin iz uh gud frend tu owr ma n oaw
n hyl luffs usses tew. yeUP.
Meenwile , wat du weh du wif dat rakoom? Weh kant feed wt cuz, et wyl git
meen n fite wif uh owtqat...
ai feal sawry fur hymself tho, mom used ty=u feed dem n stray cats, n sum
pozzumz, but da mgr teld hur naur tu du s=dat unnnymoar..siiigh
but der habn't bin iny qatz kome tew bizit usses laytely, sept fur Btutus,
hoo woks hiz hoomin..waffs...

Mosey