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Old June 24th 12, 08:35 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Default WAT R U DUIN RITE NAO?

tYPIN DIZ EN AWL KAPZ.oOPZ..sawry
waching owr sili h00minz wach uh heby medul progrum on vee H 1 kwazik
moozik. bideoz...
Sun wumun kald Leeta Foord iz singin 'kiz meh dedly..'
Nao dey r waching uh moovy kald 2001..Ooooooooo weerd kolorz on da tee
vee.....
Mosey iz bein weerd..hym iz hypur..n whinging..
Iz meh n Ranger styl fiting fyrez?
Wayte, wet meh wook et up....'brb'
[ enjoi da moozik wile ai'm afk ]
*Pipps jumps into hur porter*
ZzzzzzzzzzzzIP
Waow
ZZZZZZZZZZZZP
Floomp
==Voo^==
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ai m bak..waow..dem fyrez iz reely burning..
Litnin iz da kauz.


Hey Ranger, ai dun't fink der iz mutch moar weh kan du heer..nuh-uh.
[Pipps turnz tu da uther Qatz n d*gz hu hulpd n sez:
"Fanks tu da uthur memburz uf owr Komunity hu hulpd usses fyte dem meen
fyrez.
Yu rexqued minny n did awl da rite stuf, n weh, awl tugefur, got efery
krechur weh cud fynd, uf der owt,
n nao der r hoomins wif wadder fingys, n flying fings dat drop stuf on da
fyrez, n twy nput dem owt.
Dey nead uh GUD HARD rayne..az mai Unka Mosey wud say..yeUP!!!
Weh twied, n rexqued lotz uf kriturz, weh did gud fur uthurz.
Fank Yu, Fank yu...sew mutch..Ranger grins and nods...
Pipps to Ranger, and the others:
Wunna goe bak n git redy tu goe tu Australia..n seh da Rooz n Koolwaluz?
Or r wrh goin tu dat uthur pwase furzt?
Da une wif da Ahpura. ummm Austria..da pwase wer da Turminaytur wuz birthd?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Pipps den sez tu Ranger
'ummm..ai gotz uh nise dwez, n uh prezzie fur yu,
Jest texting tu she iffen yu r reeding diz..,,,'
{Pipps put dainty paw, wif glytr nayl polish over hur mouf n smirklez]
==^..V==
==3w



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