oh hai Ranger,
um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh
mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur?
Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo
vury mutch ahem..[cleerz hur froat]
Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz.
*Pipps siiiiigz n goze bak tew thu sooshi bar, bai herownself n haz
sun moar sooshi n un nip dwrimk, hoaping Ranger wyl axcept*

[Ranger blushes deeply, but the only way you can tell is by looking at
the insides of his ears. His grey fur hides it everywhere else. He
decides to try very hard to act sophisticated, but that is way beyond
what he is able to pull off. He tries for the James Bond look but ends up
with more of the Pink Panther effect.]

I would be delited to! Mebbe we could sit at Harri's table an haf sum of
da black dragon roll her ordered. Could I git yourownself sumfing from da
bar? Mebbe a grasshopper (made wif a real grasshopper bug) or a nip-
champane?

Ranger

Pipps: *blushing* Oh fank yew Ranger, ai wood wike dat vury mutch..ummm ai
fink ai wood wike uh grazzhopper, wifowt da bug (mai sekritary haz uh
stummuk floo bug) n ai wud be happee tew sit at Harri'z taybul wiff yoo n
trai dat black dragon roll ..fank yew sew mutch..ai noo yew wuz uh nise
guy


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The Mighty Rangerman!