I really don't plan on having kids. I don't see myself as a mother to
a smaller version of myself, simply because I don't feel I would be a
good mother, and for other personal reasons.

But I swear if I do, my brain will already be tuned in to handle
things like...

"Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow!" (Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom)
"Pet me! Pet me! Pet me!"
"Feed me! Feed me! Feed me!"
"Mommy! Mommy! Mommy Mommy!!"

I once finally turned and shouted. "WHAT!!" and Mayhem scurried
away. I got a flashback of my own mother. ugh...

And Mayhem does this every morning.......

Meow! Meow! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!

*sigh*

Kristi