Waffles & Francis heer. Weeze nottid been heer fur awile.

*glairz offur eefil attid hoomin*

But weez cawlin in fur a kwik hello anna sum newz.

A wile ago, Marble went tew da Bridj. He waz ill wiffur a hart problim anna
da tyme kame wen Meowmie anna TED hadda gif Marble safe and gentil passij
tew da Bridj. Meowmie held Marble inna hur armz fur da lastid tyme anna she
shed manee teerz. Marbil waz fynillee placed inna gardin, by da bankz offur
da streem, weer he spendid much tyme eyein up da trowtz. Meowmie haz
planttid an apple tree anna rose bushiz (variety: Tawny Tiger), fur Marble.

Uffur fingz in life awlrite. Weeze gottid henz inna gardin, anna dey gifz
Meowmie eggz. Francis iz in luff wiv da henz

(Waffles: itz purrthetik da way Francis goze awl softie rownd da henz.. he
eetz da hen fud anna haz bin noen tew nap inna hen howse)

Waffles, mine own self, iz purrfekt, az awlwayz. a fakt iz a .. matyewur
ladycat offur manee yeerz meenz iz in mine purrime. Howeffur, tiz troo dat
mowziez mor gummid tew deff rafur dan fanggid, deeze dayz..

Da hoominz... deyz still da same anna unimpurrtinit, nachroolee.

Purrs, Waffles anna Francis