u iz jus plainz licki, u gotted ur hooman trained da bestis of any I kno.
Willow thinkink Unkle Serge shud hav top homorz for beink trained.
Brushinks daily, baffs and blow drienk so u duzn haff ta be wetz at all and
dem pin pong ballz are da bestis.
"Mme. Anaïs ^..^" wrote in message
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On Mon, 4 Aug 2008 20:21:49 -0700, Sundance's nimble, little paws
typed:

I duznt know, but I has bin werkin on a list uv whut it needz to cuvver.
Heer iz whut I haz so fur:

1. Dere iz a serius mallady amunkst kitteez, kalled "Emptee Bowl
Sindrome",
or EBS. In sollydaritee wif da kitteez dat haz dis horrybul kondishun,
all
kittee bowlz shud be kep full at awl timez.

2. If a hoomin wantz to "sleep in" in da mornin, dey muss first give da
kitteez dere brekfist, den dey kan go bak an sleep in until da kitteez
need
dem agin.

Sundance


Dese sownd furry gud fur a start, Sundance, buttid I haff to tell you
sumfing dat mite shock you: mine hooman leafs me a full bowl ov fuds
*awl day long*. Itz neffur empty!

Do you finks yoo cud trayne Anti Sandy to do dis fur you? You mite
hafta promise not to ofur eet an den hurk.... (I neffur do, I'ze a
delikate eeter - I jus graze...)

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by
little, the cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

8/4/2008 11:40:52 PM