cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Humpfh!

We was inna da kitchen watching meowmie cook anna Iowna toked mai bed
and tooked it in dere! Meowmie had a BIG BIRD Turkey inna da oven and
I had to sit on the cold floor to make sure it dint escape befur I ate
it.

Cash wus watching the porky bits in a rotissiery going round anna
round.

Iowna sat onna mai bed in comfurt whaile we sat onna da floor! I
almost maid a gurr at her!

Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent

Naow Daisy, dat isnt fair! I wuz the one who drugged it in dere anna
dere wuz rum fur us bof. Dat cold foor is hard onna mai artheritus
so's I needs a cushy.

Sniff.

Iowna, da Venerable Doggie years one

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