cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

cshenk wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Humpfh!

We was inna da kitchen watching meowmie cook anna Iowna toked mai
bed and tooked it in dere! Meowmie had a BIG BIRD Turkey inna da
oven and I had to sit on the cold floor to make sure it dint escape
befur I ate it.

Cash wus watching the porky bits in a rotissiery going round anna
round.

Iowna sat onna mai bed in comfurt whaile we sat onna da floor! I
almost maid a gurr at her!

Daisy-chan the Magnifiscent

Naow Daisy, dat isnt fair! I wuz the one who drugged it in dere anna
dere wuz rum fur us bof. Dat cold foor is hard onna mai artheritus
so's I needs a cushy.

Sniff.

Iowna, da Venerable Doggie years one

Now both of you settle down! I watched it all.

Iowna drugged the smaller bed in cause the big one is too hard fur her.


Daisy, ypu culd have done the same but you didnt. Iowna left you room
to sit there too on the end wif her but you didnt.

Then, when wez wuz done anna gotted our goodies (the big birdie Turkey
was wonderful! and that pork spinning wus grat!), Iowna carried the
beddie back.

I had ta laugh cause you jumped right in it after she carried it back
den anna she got inna da pluffy one next to it. She wun! Den agin, she
normally duz cause she is really smart.


Cash, da big one




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