On Apr 19, 5:48*am, rafflescat
wrote:
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
dare n wave myne paw awound n effury tyme Meomie wokks past, I gwab
hur arm an tokk tu hur wooking furry hansum....well beggin achshuwally
- fur da chikken inna fwidge.
Did I do it dis mownin? Dats wite furrends...me didn't...n me
woodnt....notted effun fur chikken. She stomped offta wurk mutterin
sumfin bowt ingwates....whateffur dey ar.....Paw? Paw? (waving paw)
Can me haff chikken?

Jack Gordon

Yoo iss surtnwy wiffin yoor writes tew purrtedst hoomin nonscents
diswuppting da feewyne wooteen.
I gess dey gnot in purrzeshun ob a adakwett surfyfull instink.
MeOwy, purrpwexed by da hoomin annamull