Peering about
I iz barely speekin to Meowmie. She had me awl catvinced dat I wuz goin to
git sumfing speshul called a "dentle". It turned owt dat ment I wuz goin
bak to TED agin! Fur da sekond time in a munf, dey stole sum uv myown pee.
Dey also steeled four of myown teefz -- I needed doze teefz, kuz I alreddy
had lostid sum befur I founded Meowmie. To make fingz worser, da TED telled
Meowmie to skwirt stuf in myown mouf two timez a day. I duznt know how
long dis torcher will go on, but if it duznt stop I may be takin
applicashunz fur noo staff.
Yoo wud fingk a elder kittee wud be treetid wif more respeck.
Rebecca
Hai Rebecca,
Ai m 13 years old n ai dunt gotz iny teef left. Nope!
I feal sew bad 4 wat u r goin fru. yeUP,
Ai noe et iz not polite tu ask uh ladycat her age.
Feal beddur sune,
Purrs
Mosey
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