Mosey offers 2 b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties cuz ai wyl beh 13
yeerz old on May 1.
Weh _aw_l miz Ralph De Ralph dun't weh?

Ower Deepizt condolences fur da loss of Ralph De Ralph.

OEJ, wud yu b willink tu b upgraded tu Secretary of Elder Kitties?
We gneed a nu Secretary of Defense
..
Anuddur Kworterllee repurt.
Ar dere enny korektshunz urr addishunz, purrleez?

*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***

Original Grand Pooh-Bah ... Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah ... P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Mosey
Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... Sundance
Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah ... PookyKat

Prezident uf Catmerica ... Sapphire Samurai
Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...Lucy lu
Chancellor of the Exchequer ...Mosey

Chief Justicat ... Samuel Redcat Mahoney
Vice Chief Justicat ... OEJ
Assistant Chief Justicat ... Pipps
Sheriff of the Catmerica Police Department ... Rosco P.Catrane
Deputy Assistant to Sheriff ... Rowan
Deputy Chief Inspektor ... Sundance
Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention ... Cash
Police Dispatcher ... Little Kitty
Document Examiner ... Lilith Kitten Mahoney

Diplocat 2 Canada ... Mosey
Diplocat 2 Egypt, and Temple of Bast ... MeOwy
Diplocat 2 Furrance ... Rebecca
Diplocat 2 Mexico ... Lucy
Diplocat 2 Moon ... Amelia
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
Diplocat 2 Doggies ... Daisy-chan
Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies ... Iowna
Fixing the Human Economy ... Clarence
Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy ... SamWise
Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief...Ranger
Greykitten
Co-Secretaries of Bittees ... Piglett and Wascal
Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees ... Sqweex
"The Maggie May Bittee Committee":
Bear, Minnie, Mosey, Pooky, Pipps, Shadow,
Squeekz, Sundance,Sunrise,
and all other interested kitteez
Secretary of Agricultshure ... Lorelei
Secretary of Defense ...opin
Secretary of Educating Humans ... Little Kitty
Senior Adviser 2 Secretary 4 educating Hoominz ...
WooToo
Secretary of Elder Kitties: opin
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties: OEJ
Secretary of Exterior ... Wascal
Secretary of Fudzs ... Beauty
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare ... Beauty
Secretary of Interior ... MeOwy
Assitant to Secretary of Interior ... Miss Tina Marie
Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin ...Harri
Candle Liter ... N-E-Kitty, NEtyme, NEreeson.
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*** Offisifurrz Uff Catmerica, Alfabetikulee By Nayme ***

Amelia ... Diplocat 2 Moon
Beauty ... Secretary of Fudz
Secretary Uv Hoomin Welfare
Bear ... Maggie May Bittee Committee
Daisy-chan ... Diplocat 2 Doggies
Cash ... Deputy Dog of Fire Prevention
Clarence ... Fixing the Human Economy
Harri ...Secretary ov Nappin an Wappin
Iowna ... Assistant Diplocat 4 Doggies
Lilith Kitten Mahoney ...Document Examiner
Little Kitty ... Police Dispatcher, Secretary 4 Educating
Hoominz
Lorelei ... Secretary of Agricultshure
Lucy ... Diplocat 2 Mexico
Lucy lu...Vice Purezident of CatAmerica...
MeOwy ... Secretary of Interior,
Diplocat 2 Egypt and the Temple of Bast
Minnie ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Mosey ... Vice Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 Catnada
Chancellor of the Exchequer,
Maggie May Bittee Committee
N-E Kitty ... Candle Liter ... N.E.tyme, N.E.reeson.
OEJ...Vice Chief Justicat
Vice Secretary of Elder Kitties
Piglett ... Co-Secretary of Bittees
Pipps ... Assistant Chief Justicat. Maggie May Bittee Committee
Pit2nya ...Grand Pooh-Bah, Diplocat 2 White House
PookyKat ... Deputy Assistant Vice Grand Pooh-Bah
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Ranger Greykitten...Chaircat of da Committee fur Monitoring Mischief
Rebecca ... Diplocat 2 Furrance
Rosco P. Catrane ... Sheriff of Catmerica
Rowan ... Deputy Assistant to Sheriff
Samuel Redcat Mahoney ... Chief Justicat
SamWise ... Assistant for Fixing the Human Economy
Sapphire Samurai ... Prezident of Catmerica
Shadow ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Sqweex ... Assistant Co-Secretarie of Bittees
Sundance ... Asst. Vice Grand Pooh-Bah,
Deputy Chief Inspektor
Maggie May Bittee Committee
Sunrise ... Co-Secretaree of Bittees
Miss Tina Marie... Assitant to Secretary of Interior
Wascal ... Secretary of Exterior, Co-Secretary of Bittees

Respeckfully submittid,
Pit2önya AKA Sweetee
Grand Pooh-Bah