az i allatime sayz, inna in der iza kowch, der iz fudz, der iz warmz, der iz
hoominz ursef kan twuzt, none of deze iz inna owt so derfore, der iz no
rezun to go inna owt efur, warm or kowlde, trudi
"Samuel Redcat Mahoney" wrote in message
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On Tue, 15 Nov 2011 16:11:22 -0600, Gramby wrote:

Gramby anna Auntie Soft sayz u haz a pretti kewel Paw but I hafta
seriouzlee questionz himz mental state. Piglett not meaning to be
disrespectful.

Don't worry, we questions it sometimes too.

When I was losted dat time fur doze months, most of da time was in da
deep of winter wif snow an ice. Dere is NOFING of interest to cats in
snow! Or in ice. Dis is one kitty dat nefur wants to go out in da snow
again. Dere is a lot to be said fur a warm house, wif nice hot air vents,
and bowls of yummy food, and soft beds, and sunny winders. And, of
course, hoomins to pamper you and pet you and play red bug wif you.

Sammy Redcat