"Helen Wheels" wrote in message
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I work at a medical school and it's easy to pick who's who by their dress.
The ones with the sharp-looking shirt-and-tie getup and a white coat with
a stethoscope hanging out of the pocket - they're the first year medical
students. The scruffy looking one with a T-shirt and shorts on - she's
probably the head of surgery, so be nice to her!

ROFL - Amen to that from a retired hospital worker far, far away from you.