Hey Uncle Adam, has Lovable Louise gotten over losing the election yet?
Or is she still asking for a recount?

Purrsident Clarence

Louise finally had to do the recount herself, because of the conspiracy
to deny her a recount, and she admits that she didn't win THIS TIME.

She is now going to carry out the appropriate part of her campaign
promises, and beat up everyone who didn't vote for her. She hopes you
will be as prompt and as dedicated in carrying out all of your campaign
promises.

Unca Adam