Thread: backta da ted
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Old November 19th 05, 11:11 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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On $DATE , Stormmee wrote:

ok der i wuz juz mindin mine own buzinezz, well itz true i did
goez a little bersurk anna mine poopiez wuz a littl runny ok a
lot runnie, anna mine rear area did swellz up, but whu told da
hoomanz dey cuuld luk bak der aniway, anna i waz cranki butted I
didn't needa se ted...

I wuz snached up anna hadda go inna metal monzter anna wait a
longlong time atta soft anna furry's work den i wuz onna ride
agin, I think dey juz wanted mine cutest self wif dem kuz i iz so
cute, but NNNOOOOOO!!! we getted outta da car anna we iz back
atta tedz, OK den i thinkz, i willz take her test anna den I
willz be outta da kitty suite anna I willz show deze here old
catz who iz da new boss!!! but agin NNOOOOO!!! efin do i iz now
16 ounces dat ted said i was still too little kuz iz sick, I'll
show yo you sick, I shulda hurked on hersef,

I didn't coperate like da furstest, I wuund sit still onna scale
but when da ted helper leaved anna when da ted leaved i luked att
furry anna went anna sitted onna scale. so der!!!

Ted said mineself haza coxidia, so i getz butterscotch flafurred
anti biotic, duz anti's supposed ta be tasted, furr objexctz when
i tastez hisself??? anna her sayed i hadda eat chruchiez, I iz
notliken dat at all but da hoomanz is controlled by da ted so i
didn't get any milk at all afur da ted visit.

I did mange to fall offa da ted table so dat gived soft anna
furry a heart wrench, den da ted luked atta mineself agin, anna
we komed home anna i hadda take a bigbig nap kuz dey wored
mineself out... I iz still waitin so i kan pass dat ted's test,
Stormmee, cranky but better today


You hadda lot tu go froo, fur shure. We thought Fred wuz takin
Cinnamon away yestfurday but she just wented tu da TED herownself.
Fred thought she had ear mites an gave them to me cuz she an I wuz
bohf scratchin ourownselves heads an shakin them as well. But the
TED founded no mites: Cinnamon's ears were clean, but he founded
fleez an flee eggs. So we all gotta take da "Revolution" fur two
munfs. Fred thot we could do wif "Advantage" but the Revolution
is more expensive an we get that frum da TED so he thinks that's
why we gotta take that, (but he'z not shure). It would be a whole
new level of meaning to the phrase, "The Evil Doctor!" Maybe
there is a medical reason though, cuz dis TED has always been
gudgud befur, just expensive.
So then we all hadda be separated fur three owers so we woodn't
like da medicie offen each uther. That wuz had cus we only gots
tuu litter boxes and I hadda stay wif Fred wiffout access tu da
phacilities, an I wuzn't feelin tu gudgud ennyway frum da
medicine. But we maid it all throo da hardest time and tuday I'ze
aleardy not skrachin, so "Viva la Revolucion!" as dey say. (:3)

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Regards,
Fred.
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