Fred Williams wrote:
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:

Purroooffftt!

Unca Fred rrote:

Hihi kitties and sekretaries,
I've been thinking about this businesss of things fallin down by
themselves and poor innocent kitties gettin blamed fur it.
Now I have a large body of data that they may be completely innocent,
Here in my small apartment many things wind up on tha floor and there
isn't effen
O, itz definimitely greeblingz. More partikerlarly itz da kind kalled
Grabbitiez!

Owr own Mr. TSE (RB) was expurrt about greeblingz of awl kindz and he
left manny manny notezbookz of furry lerned studiez of da fennommenonz
of greeblingz. Da Grabbity greeblingz are zum of da wurst of all da
kindz, cuz dey duz zo manny kindz of damagez and mozt ov awl, duz zo
manny blamez on da poor katzen (an da puppenz, tu, sez
Shadow-da-Pup!).

Wun way to get ridd of da Grabbitiez iz to keep evfurryting onna da
floorz, zo dey haff nozzing to push down, dat iz zo. But den dat duz
make da floorz kinda krowdeded an alzo cauzez lotz hopportunitiez for
da Trip-em-Upz greeblingz to tangle humiz an katzenz feetz an make dem
fall down all kindz wayz.

Mebbe Unca Fred, an annywun elze wif too manny Grabbitiez around da
plaze, cud burn zum garlikz an zulfur in a big mettal pan in da middle
ov da rum? Dat will chaze away almosz anyting.

Chuggz,
GT

I had sum garlic with my curried rice for supper. Would that have helped?

Mite tase gud goin in butt smels oful breafin out! TuTu