Welkum bak, Pit2nya! It wunnerful to hab yoo bak. Ize glad yurown Meowmie iz betterer. Owrown Meowmie had dat noo monya a fyoo yeerz ago, an she wuz furry sik. She sez dat da onliest fing dat gotted her owt uv bed bak den wuz dat she knowed dat she had to feed ussez.

We uzez Google, too. It takez a liddle gittin uzed to. Meowmie duznt know a way to post unner owr sepurrit namez wifowt havvin sepurrit akkowntz, so heer we postz unner "Sundance and/or Rebecca". Itz not ideel, but itz hard when one haz lazee staff.

Yurown SIL,
Rebecca