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Old November 19th 11, 04:36 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
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Default Hoominz muss hav short atenshun spanz

Yu iz awl rite ubaowt ..ai hab tu jump om meomie n wake hur up n tel hur tu
feed usses.
Den ai trik hur wen weh hab fudz in da plate.
hur hazts put da kibbles on top uf da gooshy fudz, cuz uthurwize Mosey wyl
git sik n mayke uh mess.

Tyme fur hoomin boot kamp..ya fink?

PookyKat



it sorta seemz liksa epidimik, chester


:

I thot I had Meowmie traned. At meel timez, she shud put kruncheez in
myown
bole an put da bole in myown eetin spot on da kownter, den put kruncheez
in
Sundance's bole an put dat bole in hizown eetin spot on da flor. Tuday
she
almoss furgitted to giv me myown bole! She putted kruncheez in myown
bole,
den juss leff da bole sitten dere while she putted kruncheez in
Sundance's
bole! I wuz shokked -- I mite hav starfed to def wif kruncheez juss
inchez
frum myown face! Furchoonitly, after she putted in Sundance's kruncheez
she
givved me myown bole befur enneefing terrybul happinned.

Rebecca



hoomins must be better traynd. dey neglekt uses all da time, so saad.
sum days i begg for fudz.
beauty, understandink


This iz a kommon hoomin faylin. We hasta remind Meomie EFFURY SINGUL
mornin tu put fuds inna bowl befur she leefs fur werk! An she neffur gits
thu idee - she jus komplanes we gits undur hur feets.

-- Sam an Cinnamon