Wewll day diddit...got me in da jayle an tookt me to TED Ted.
Yup, datz hiz nayme, Ted. Wewll he pokt, an skweezt, an opint, an stole
blud. He sed day shud gib me moor healfy hoomin meetz, kuz day iz
betterer den da karbz I yam gettin in krunchiez. Udderwize I yam doin
fyne. I kudda tol dem dat furr free.I gotza hav Antee Biotikz furr mine
gumz, an flee medsin inna sumertyme.

I showed Meowmee an Pawpaw, tho. I yammah bery spensiff payshunt.
Mutsh moor spensiff den day ar. Lotza toonas laytur, I yam bak heowm.

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