On Tue, 26 Apr 2011 15:05:10 -0700, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:

Wewll day diddit...got me in da jayle an tookt me to TED Ted.
Yup, datz hiz nayme, Ted. Wewll he pokt, an skweezt, an opint, an stole
blud. He sed day shud gib me moor healfy hoomin meetz, kuz day iz
betterer den da karbz I yam gettin in krunchiez. Udderwize I yam doin
fyne. I kudda tol dem dat furr free.I gotza hav Antee Biotikz furr mine
gumz, an flee medsin inna sumertyme.

I showed Meowmee an Pawpaw, tho. I yammah bery spensiff payshunt.
Mutsh moor spensiff den day ar. Lotza toonas laytur, I yam bak heowm.

ai am berry happi dat yourownself iz bak hoem nao, an dat Ted TED dinny
find ennyfing tu tu bad dat he fout mite bee wrong wif yourownself.

ai finks dat beclaws da TED costes sew manee tunas, dat yourownself kan
stae awae fum dat plase fur a long tiem nao.

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lorili, da grai tabbi wid da pritti blu eyez