Da Nitely Nooz!
owrz famblee diskuzzed diz anna we iz respondin inna hopez sumhoomin mite
read it...
Chester: I lobez fudz bezt, den nip den da hoominz...
Storrmmee: da furee, wet fud anna chester
"The Two Sisters" wrote in message
.. .
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of
NYC
is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things"
from
the Sound of Music is playing...
Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now,
from
Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz!
Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr
faborite fings!
Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing?
Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey
is
all wunnerful!
Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a
smile
on yur fayce!
Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes,
pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and
gives
her sister a face-rub]
Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and
awwow grabbity to take down da stairz!
Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom!
Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses!
Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing -
besides foods, dat iz?
Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif
likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip!
Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from
dat
'nip!
Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a
shiny, mylar cwinkle ball!
Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to
eberrybody!
Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I?
Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade!
Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and
tells us what dere faborite fings iz!
Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses!
Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute!
Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww,
MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW,
MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww.....
--
Purrs,
Cybčle & Oriane
"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the
cats become its visible soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963
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