he mita leafed dat puddle fur urmom ta keep hersef buzy, sumcatz duz dat
sumtimez, OEJ, snickerin
"Cheryl" Fangu all fur yur unnerstandin.

I iz makin sure I gits myne pettin tuday by climin on Meomie wile she iz
sittin atta pooter and befur that she wuz a bit notted unnerstandin when I
wuz tryin tu curl up next tu thu pooter undur thu monitur stand, butted
she objekted cuz there wuznt enuff rum fur myne jenerruslly purporshuned
body theer, eveun when thu photos wuz nocked down flat.

Wun uv da fishies haz goned tu the brij, butted that wuznt uneggspected
cuz it moved in ony a fyew days befur thu holidayz an maybe wuz stressed,
Enyway, no wun iz upset bout thu fishie tutu much. It wuz a betta. Thu
goldenfishies iz fine, an so iz Harry-the-Cat. Well, sorta. He had a
liddul aksident. Meomie sez I gotta say a big aksident. Shed been wurried
he mite be a bit konstipated. He iznt. And he lefted a larj puddul tutu.
Furchuately, this wuz in his rum fur thu nite wat haz a lino.. vinul...sum
kinda hard floor, wich is why this iz his rum. He has also bin gitting
madder an madder wen it iz tyme fur hum tu go bak tu his rum an he wants
tu stay inna living rum. Thiz mite be related tu thu puddle. He duz luv
sittin or lyin onna sofa wile a hoomin waches TV, with sum chekking out
thu bak yard fur Introodurs thru thu windo frum tyme tu tyme.

Hiz reel hoomins will be bak late onna Toosday.

--
Sam

Me an Meowmie wached Amunl Pwanet cuz we saw a hoomin (WUN hoomin=wun
meowmie) hoo hass fouzands ob kitteez atted hur wanch. Mine meowmie
seighs how wunnerful itted iss, butted minesefl finking awl da tym,
"wat uhbout lap tym? How doo dat wurk?"
MeOwy, disturbbed bout dat pways
http://www.cathouseonthekings.com/

Hai mai sweet wink..ai wooked at dat site n ai fink dat laydee iz wunnerful
fur tayking kare uff awl doze cats hoo need hur, but wat iffen hur gits sik
or goes tew da bridge? den wat wyl happen tew dem cats ...hur iz sutch uh
nise laydee tew do diz fur dem, n hur iz gnow uh TED az well, but...ai dun
gnow wat tew fink. siiiiiiiii ai dew fink dey dew git SUM laptyme, but ai
dunt gnow dat fur shure.
wee r awl vury lukky n blezzed tew hab wunnerful hoamz wif owrown hoominz
hoo luffs usses n gibz usses gud fudz, n pways wif usses, n wee luffs dem
bak. yeUP
Mosey, Sqweex, PookyKat, n Pipps