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Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat wrote in
message ...
Talk about insensitive! I go out of my way to be kind and civil to
everyone, and never send an insensitive ee-mail. What do I get in
return? An e-mail from some hoomin I've never heard of offering to sell
me discount weight-loss pills. How rude! They're implying that I'm FAT!

Relax, Amelia. It's just some ignorant human who harvested your e-mail
address from somewhere (maybe even from this newsgroup) trying to sell
you overpriced and probably counterfeit prescription drugs. It's not
personal - the sender probably doesn't even know who you are.

I am NOT fat, I'm fluffy. And big-boned.

Uh - ok. Sure.

I think I need to e-mail a hairball to that rude hoomin. Paw says it's
just SPAM, but it doesn't look or taste like that canned meat stuff. I
wouldn't mind if someone sent me a can of Spam; that stuff doesn't taste
too bad.

Amelia T Cat
the fluffy shorthair tortie

Now that I can definitely agree with. We should be able to order some of
the meat kind of Spam online, shouldn't we? Where's meowmie's credit
card? We can order a whole case of the stuff, so we'll have plenty to
share with visitor kitties.

Cleopatra