thank yourownsef, i duz feel purti gud, what i need iza hooman disiplinin
kitty ta purnish mine hoomanz, Stormmee grateful fur da 'tentinz
PixieDust413 wrote in message
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Stormmee, do you need a Caretaking Kitty to teleport over and take care
of yourownselves?

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence
Caretaking Kitty
Catmerica Volunteer Nurses Corps
Registered Cat Nurse & Purr Therapist
Queen Of The Moggies

Can I teleport over and smurgle with you?
Cousin Rosco


Stormmee wrote:
-so OEJ telled you bowt owrz adventure inna penthowze anna gointa ted,
butted her neglectied ta tell you dat mine treetmint iz eifn worze dan
herz... da ted stealed mine blood, den i startedta gota sleep butted i
fighted dem *ted telled soft i wuza "wild woman" * snickerz... but it
wuz 2
hooman aginzt a little girlcat so i wented ta sleep, when i waked up i
wuz
missin some tummy furz, not muc butted it sure wuz sore efin do dat
nazti
ted geifed minself a pain shot... I sleeped alla day anna nite anna i
notiezed dat OEJ wuz gone when i waked up one time, so i thinked furri
had
kometa getmineself butte it wuz almozt forefur befure he getted
mineself...
When i getted home instead of lettin mineself play wif chester furri
letted
OEJ owta prisin anna putted mineself in... I haz been stuck in her sinze
den... Soft iz lafin atta minesef kuz furri sayed i wuz klimin lika
monkey
anna i wantz owt, anna i iz tellin dem atta all howrz of da day anna
nite...
Den dey wuz gointa da toona plaze anna furri putted an ztra lock onna
prisin
juzt kuz i almozt gotted da door opin anna scaped... da onliezt gud
thing
'bowt alla diz iz dat der wuz gushy fudz inna prisin when i getted put
in...
butted dey wented bakta dry alredi... Stormmee