Diss cat hoo wibs in da nayborhood tole me sunfin an I don' know
wether to tell Samanfa.

Hee is a big hansum boycat hoo is yoosully kwite gud nachurd and pets
Ant Micki or Uncl Bill wen he sees dem.

HOWSUMEFFER, wen da Bear and widdl Samanfa is woking da Uncl Bill,
Samanfa YAPS an YAPS at da kitty an he dew gno wike diss.

Sew he tole me to tell herseff to meet him ooside aloan an settle diss
wike AMINALS. He sez he don't wanna haff two hurted da Bear or Uncl
Bill. Purrsonally, I don' fink he wan anee trubl wiff da Bear, hoo is
genl but reel big.

I tol him dat I MITE tell her. I wood haff ast mine usual adbisor but
shee is busy at da Brij.

--
WooToo, puzzled in Coneticat

HiHi WooToo

Pursunly ai fink yew SHUD tok tew widdl Samanfa ubaowt da nise big hansum
boycat, n tel herownself
NAWT tew kaz uf trubbul cuz AWL aminals shud git ulong. yeUP..dat iz mai
opinyun n ai m stikin' tew et!
bai da wai, ai hab unly met une dog en mai lyfe n hym wuz nise.

Mosey..pawing WooToo uh peece uf uh puzzle n waffing