....

-Sqweex, we haz dis yello enamul broch, an we haz dis fantsee gold wun. Duz
-yoo like eethur uv doze?

Sqweex wookz at bof uf da brochus, fealz dem n den dewsdes on da fantsee
gold wun.
Et goze bootifuly wif mai eerings..see ?
*=^'.'.'^=*
~
-Mimzy, we haz perlz in difurent lenfz. Wud yoo like coller-size, or sumfing
longerer?
Mimzy hazts fink uh minnit lesee, mai gown iz red,
sew ai fink blak n red purls in uh coller-size..dat wud wook gud, wat du
yu fink Pipps?

Pipps: et wooks grrrreat Aunti Mimzy..et duz ...ai wysh MeOwy wuz heer, hur
iz fuhn tu shop wif..
ai cud pik up sum cufyinx fur Ranger, latur cuz hym n meh r
firing fyrez, wif sum uthur kittiez,
ai gotta git bak dere..sea awl laytur"


Sqweex: Beh kareful, yu tu..Sqweex gibz hur dottur uh tiss oh hur cheek..
Pipps: Fank yu Mom...

Weer hapi wif deez, Sundance, wat du yu fink? Kan yu rap dem up fur usses,
pweez ?
Sqweex ulso pix owt uh nise pare uf cuflynks fur Ranger,n smiles at Mimzy,
hoo smyles bak..
Mimzy: haow r yu at gift raping, Sundance..jest deez cuflynx?
Weh wyl beh bak latur tu shop fur da manqats en owr lifes..
Sqweex paws Sundance Mosey's toona card...


Sundance

" Pipps =^..^="
Dat bootiful gown wook lufly on yu, Lizzie.

Pipps wookz thru da rack wif her Momcat Sqweex, n hur Anti Mimzy,

Pipps" ai wike diz sune heer, et iz sparlky brown dat maches mai stripez.
ai gotz tiny dimund eringz dat mai Unka Mosey gibd meh.
ai gotz tu git uh owtfit ulso fur wen weh go tu Australia..ai m goin wif
Ranger aftur weh got fru fiting doz fyrez.

Sqweex": ai wuf diz yelo une heer wif da sparkly seqinz dat mach mai yelo
ize. Du yu hab uh yelo broch tu goe wif diz Sundance?

Mimzy: sinse ai m awl bwak, ai wuf diz lufly red gown, a ai wud wike sum
purlz tu goe wif et, Sundance.

lizzy come ofur here, i think diz haz urown name onit, trudi howldin owt
da opera gown

Willow goes to the leather style outfits and Piglett checkc out the rack
of Chiffon Gowns. Lizzie just stands and looks around not knowing where
to start. If Unkle Serge was here, he wud tell mineself which designer I
should look at.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

Welkum, ladeez. Pleez luk arown an see whut lukz innerestin. Da ladeez
fashinz iz over here, an gennelmenz fashinz iz over dere. Ize shur we kan
fine sumfing fur Mr. OT -- we haz a full ranj uv sizez awl da way up to
XXXF
(ekstra ekstra ekstra fluffy). How kan I hewp yurownselvez?

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Piglett rune to the fishtank and meows loudly. Wake up Willow, we iz
goink shoppink. She then runs to the couch where the afghan gramby is
restoring for Auntie Soft, it belonged to her late uncle and was trying
to fall apart, Lizzie, rize and shine, we Iz going shoppink. They all
three gather in the middle of the room and jump in the poter. Willow
picks up her catafone, Hello momcat Daisy, meet u at da botique. zhstti
eill nr yhrtr snna I hopez dem haz big enuf formal wear for O T. She
thinks to herself, Wascal always haz formal wearz but him kud alwayz uze
a nu tie.

"Sundance" wrote in message ...

I will opin da booteek fur enneekittee hoo needz it. Toonya made me a
full
purrtner innit, so I kan do dat. Uv korse, I duznt haz herown keen
fashin
sentz...

Sundance

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Ohhhh da oprie anna Toonya iznt dere to open da botique. Piglett
looking in her closet and wanting something new to wear.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

beree kule, trudi
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
On Jun 9, 11:40 pm, "Gramby" wrote:
We iz going toStrallia but WooToo hazta tell uzenz what to pak and
where we
iz aktuallie going.

It WOOKS wike da plas da cheep air phars go too is da RONG Austria,
beclaws dere ar no kangaroos dere. Butted, we can port to da RITE
Austria an see da roos and den go to da rong Austria an see da opera,
wich is furry, furry good dere. Uncl Bill has a fren namd Simon hoo
taks his cats to da opera dere an dey wub itted.

So pak da outdoor stuff for a week in da Austria wiff kangaroos, wich
is gonna bee havin its winner wen we gets dere butted dey haff furry
mild winners. Den a week in a gneiss hotel in Vienna in da Austria
wiffout kangaroos an wiff formal wear to go to da opera.

--
WooToo