On Sunday, January 31, 2016 at 7:56:15 PM UTC-8, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Tuday I suffered da yeerly indignitood uv goin to TED. Awl da time in da metalmonster I meowed an meowed fur sumkittee to kum save myownself, but apparintly Meowmie sownproofed herown kar, kuz nokittee kamed.

When Meowmie taked myownself owt uv da karrier bokz, I seed a liddle pink blankie on da tabul. Nice try, I thot, dey will hav to do much betterer dan a pink blankie to affect ME! Den when da TED kamed in, she sprayed mind kontrol stuf [hoomin note: Feliway] on da blankie an on herown clothez, and it made me relakz a liddle bit. I tried to maintain myown feerceniss, but it wuz no use agenst da evil TED.

Dry did da uzual stufs: dey steeled sum blud an pee, an injectid me wif hoo knowz whut! But I heered dem say dat dey iz goin to give myownself sumfing. I duznt know when, but dey iz goin to giv me a "dental". I hope it iz enuf to make up fur da amownt uv indignitood I suffered.

Rebecca, VC

Dun't reymynd meowmee tu kawl TED furr mine yeerlee X-am.
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