On Jan 9, 4:52*pm, "Sundance" wrote:
Tellz me bowt it, Harry. I haz to purrtend like I iz gonna do sum mischif to
get myown hoomin to eksersize. She sitz at da pooter tootoo much, so I haz
to go to da uther side uv da room an act like Ize gonna nok sumfing off da
kownter, or tear up sum paperz or sumfing, so dat she gitz up an walkz over
to whare I iz.

Sundance

Ha! Has yu effur dun da hurky fing wen inna hoomin bed?
Meomie shootz up inna air n wands on hur feetz atta same tyme. Den me
gets gwabbed n depursited inna hawl befur I effen get tu thu gud part
- thu hurk! Meomie dus da mutterin dat hoomins dus - yu know - dum
catz, hurkin on myne cween bed, eetin tutu mutch,gonna cwose dat
bedwoom door at nite....dem fings. Itz gwate egsercise fur hoomins!

Jack