Akchooly, ourz Sekrit Santa box arrifed last week. But our MEAN, MEAN
hoomins hasn't let us open it yet! Dis is completely unjust, since it's
fur usses not dem, but dey still hafn't let us open it.

I'm finking mebbe dey will tonight, since dey will be in Wiscatson
checking on Grampa Clancy and Gramma Betty and hafing a pawty wif Anti
Virginia tomorrow.

Sammy