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Old July 15th 09, 07:30 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
Stormmmee
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Default Joyeux Quatorze Juillet !

ifin it iz sumcat needsa poztda link fur da new catz ta read... sinze
ssundanze iznot here i will vlinteer ta taze ani fudz whut needz taztin,
Tigger hopeful and helpful,

"Inspector Jacques Chat-Clouseau" wrote in message
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On Tue, 14 Jul 2009 22:45:02 -0700, Pi2nya AKA
Sweetee's little, agile paws typed:

I du! I du!

Enny poisson?
I dunt meen Poyzun = poison, but raffur
fisheez, az in fisshyswa.


[A porter twinkles at the second-world picnic
site, and a rotund grey chartreux, wearing a
chef's apron steps out, followed by a lithe
havana-brown cat. It is the Inspector and Hercule
(also wearing an apron), and together they unload
all sorts of boxes and cartons, and set them up
next to Fluffykits portable kitchen]

{for the benefit of MeOwy and any new cat: the
community first met the inspector on the Orient
Express adventure; he lives in Paris where he is a
detective-cat, is a cross between Peter Seller's
Inspector Closeau and Colombo, a gourmet and
accomplished chef and has a big heart. Hercule we
met on the Barge adventure, he is a composer, also
French and is Rebeccas wink}

Hokay zen mine friend, let us get set up for zee
cookink!

Ummmm,I finks zee langostinos een a Provençal
style wif garlic ans zee tomatoes; Oysterz een zee
shell wif bechamel and zee spinach; liddle tender
mowsies wif tomatoes, garlik and zee rosemary.
Ummm, duckybird à la orange; tournedos ob veal;
zeese red snapperz wif sauce Muniere.; perhaps zee
lopsterz just plain wif zee nip-butter..... Hmmm,
mon ami, anyfing else? [Both cats begin cooking up
a storm]

And ob cawze we haff zee pastriez for dessert.
Now letz open zees nip-Sancerre - a liddle in zee
pot, and a liddle in zee chefs, non?

And with that, wonderful smells fill up the area
around the little lake.....

--
à bientôt,

Jacques