I iz barely speekin to Meowmie. She had me awl catvinced dat I wuz goin to git sumfing speshul called a "dentle". It turned owt dat ment I wuz goin bak to TED agin! Fur da sekond time in a munf, dey stole sum uv myown pee. Dey also steeled four of myown teefz -- I needed doze teefz, kuz I alreddy had lostid sum befur I founded Meowmie. To make fingz worser, da TED telled Meowmie to skwirt stuf in myown mouf two timez a day. I duznt know how long dis torcher will go on, but if it duznt stop I may be takin applicashunz fur noo staff.

Yoo wud fingk a elder kittee wud be treetid wif more respeck.

Rebecca