Norman wrote:
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Well, what else are you supposed to do about animals trespassing on
your (expensive) personal property and leaving hair, scratches,
poop, and
other disgusting bits of animal debris? Death is the only option,
really. Harsh but true.

Death is the last resort, before that I suggest dipping kitty in
honey
and shooing kitty back into the negligent pet owner's house through
the cat door.

Good idea. But tie a can to the kitty's tail first. Why? Because
then
the cat will run amok through the house until the can comes off.
Imagine having a honey-soaked cat rampaging through your house, even
for
just a few minutes. ROFLMAO

Just imagine dipping a human **** in petrol-grease and setting them ablaze
amoung their precious personal belongings.

The entertainment value will be priceless.