The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Mrrqueekkk!

We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T.
S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly.

The Highland Gang are very sad to hear this. You have our most sincere
purrs and meatloaf meditations. And so do your hoomins.

Amelia T Cat
for Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten,
and Samuel "Houdini" Kitten