"Tabitha Kitten" wrote in message
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*Onyx ponders for a moment or two, or three*

Hmmmm... Dat fallin' ofur trik sowndz wike it mite wurk. Fangu fur
segjestin' dat, Tabitha. I haf tu try dat sumtime.

Yeth, pleathe do. It workth great for me. Da screaming helps too - Iz
has a furry high-pitched voice and neber do more an squeak, so when I
cry my hoomins really listen.

Sheez weerd (UB ~ No 'fense, Amelia)...

She sure ith different.

Tabitha

Neow me, wen day tryt dat harnezz thingy on me, I wented soooo baliztik
an ran between da barz ov da dynink ruum an yowld an pult an gotted mineself
sooo tangult up, dat we putted an ad in RPCC, an gibed it uhway tu anudder
kitty at Kissamowz tyme!!!

Dyna, duh winnah