Da uther gnite, da doggies tookd Uncl Bill four his wok. An DEN hee is
sposd two:

Giff dem cookies if dey bin gudgud.
Put widdl Samanfa on her mommy's bed for da gnite. and
Come to bed an we gets r cuddle seep.

Sew we wuz cuddled up an goin to seep and we heerd Samanfa jump off
her mommy's bed. Her mommy wuz at w*rk, sew she desided to run aroun
and stuff an DEN go to seep.

MUNFS later, wen wee wuz all cozee an aseep, she started BARKING,
saying "come puts me back in mommy's bed; I wanna seep gnow."

I TOLE Uncl Bill to tell her to shut up an seep wher she wuz; I cood
gnot spare him frum da cuddle an shee wood just have to seep on da
flor.

Butted NO, he gotted up an put her on da bed and TIST her on herown
head too. An it tookd us OWERS too get zakly warm an cuddly enuff to
seep again.

Bad dog, NOTTY Uncl Bill

--
WooToo

Dats d*gs fur yu! We haz naybur d*gs n dey dus funny fings wike dat
tu...hoomin lets dem owt cos deyz barkin.....hoomin takes dem bak in
cos deyz still barkin! Me myneself can STILL jumpy up onna
wurktop ..no contest. Catz rule!

Jack

I totuly ugrei wif bof uf yu..CATZ rule!!
Weh dunt gots inny d*gs heer at owr home, n ai unly met une ubaowt fife
yeers ugo n ai dint wike hym n meowmie dint wike hiz gurl hoomin eethur.
Bad dog, bad gurl
end uf story, dat MRRRRRRRRRRRT!!

Mosey--rekalling dat badd stuf