I wuz wokin by da upstares bafroom, on da weigh to wak up Mommy, an I
heerd Uncl Bill singin in da waddermonster. It is forchoonat dat da
waddermonster is so lowed butted dat is gnot da poynt ob diss story.

I wooked in an widdle Samantha was stikin herown hed fru da shower
curtins. And she BARKD at Uncl Bill. So he sed "hello" and tokd to
her. Wich, at leest, kept him frum singing enny mor.

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Sunrise, da PRITTY wun