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Old October 30th 08, 11:38 PM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
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Yer poor tummy
Paw wikes reely spicy stuff but duzzt gib usses nun cuz wee dunt wike et.
Meowmie kant eet spicy stuff cuz et maykes hurown tummy hurt.
Mosey

Ohhh ur poo tummy. Dat souns like Piglet when her gotted in da hot suze
dat her man hooman putted on hisown platez. gramby said dat stuzz could
eatz a hole to China. Made Piglet realli sik.
"Will in New Haven" ...
On Oct 29, 2:17 pm, "Granby" :
Soz getz dat loooonnngggg haired sekretari to tel uzens bout you eatink
spizy stuffz.



Hihi anti Gramby. Uncl Bill iz hom an typebiting four mee.

Bak wen I wivd wiff Mommy in Oheeyo an Uncl Bill wuz biziting Mommy
wuz makin goodies four sum peeple hoo wuz comin offer an Uncl Bill wuz
in da kitchum heping hur. I wuz hiding under da cowch. Uncl Bill, hee
tuk sum shrimpee koktale an putted it on da table. Mommy had gibd mee
a tinee bitt ub shrimp after shee cookked it butted befour shee putted
it in da saws. Sew I smelld da dulishus shrimpee on da tabl an no wun
wuz in da rume wiff itted.

Sew I jup up ontoo da tabl an grab a shrimpee an jup down too tak it
behin da cowch an eeated itself. An it wuz GUD. I eeted it reely fass.
Den I waz gonna go bak four mor butted der wer PEEPL in da wiffing
rume, so I hided sum mor.

Butted DEN I stard too feel sik. Myone tummy hurted an I wuz cryin.
Mommy sed "What's wrong baby" an I come owet in front ub all da
hoomins. An shee said "that's where the shrimp went" an reeched to
petted me but DEN I frow up on da rug. Dat wuz reBARassing butted dat
mad me feel a lot better. Latur on, dough, I cride wen I wuz yoozing
da doodle-box butted I felt ok affer dat.

Uncl Bill sez two MUCH ub dat stuff could reely hurted mee an him an
Mommy neffer letted mee haff enny agin.

Butted I still get widdl bit ub shrimpee wiff no saws. I wike dat.

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WooToo