Ranger, wyl yu go wif meh pweez? Diz awl saownsz wike sew mutch fun,
dunnit?

Pipps

Abso-purr-lutely! Letz go an danze and haf sum of dat nip whiskey.

[Ranger takes Pipps' paw, and together they step into the teleporter and
step in Mew York City.]

Pipps, wearing a swirly dwess, wooks at were Pi2nya haz mayde rezerbashunz n
dey tayke da elebatur up tu da sweet,
n saui hai tu awl der furends. Waow, Ranger, wook at awl diz..
Nip whiskey n uh boofay,,
Pointz. wook, Ranger, ai see Mosey, Meowy, Pooky, Sqweex, BobQat n Mimzy
tu..oh wook, dere in uh clozet r da bitties, Tygur n Mayzy, sleepin fur nao.
Yu wook vury nise Ranger, fank yu fur bringing meh heer tew selebrate Noo
Yeerz Eve wif yu, ..du wu wana ride da Ball daown or not?
Weh kan wach Seattle Space Needle on da tv at midnite Pasifix tyme. huh?
Dey greet awl uf der frendz n start tu eet snax n drink nip whisky, n den
start tu danse.

Pipps

Pippa