On Tue 22 Mar 2005 08:16:18p, Enfilade wrote in
rec.pets.cats.anecdotes
om):

I guess I'll have to make kitties draw straws to choose who will
answer this survey, otherwise I'd be typing for them for days.

(Shammy wins because I let him due to his bad owie)

1. Let's start with an easy one--your full name, including
hoomin surname if you use one and/or show titles.
Shamrock "the Rock" de Badskinnicus

2. Where is your favourite place to sleep?
What day?

3. If you could send one thing to the depths of Hell, what
would it be?
Bonnie

4. If you could take one thing across the Bridge with you, what
would it be?
Laser pointer (aka Red dot greebling)

5. Inside or outside?
Inside baybee, all da way! But I love my outside thingie mommy
calls an inclosher, has a flappy door that I mastered in a day

6. Ever had a boy/girl friend?
(He mumbled something I couldn't understand)

7. What do you think of kittens?
I like to smell their butts

8. How many colours of fur do you have?
Two

9. How many hoomin slaves do you keep?
Mostly just one

10. Food: gooshy or dry?
Gooshy fish but meowmie only lets me have it sometimes

11. Favourite hoomin food?
Bah. Give me fishy gooshy food. But I do like shrimpies

12. Who do you love most?
Meowmie!! No one else can love her!

13. Your opinion of TV?
Noisy

14. How many lives do you have left?
Prolly not many

15. What is the proper function of a vaccuum cleaner?
Off and hidden

16. Birds, mice, bugs or snakes?
BUG!!!!

17. Favourite toy?
Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot greebling Red dot
greebling (where is it!!!!)

18. What's your favourite activity that hoomins don't allow?
Beating up Bonnie

19. Most embarrassing moment?
What, embarrassed? Moi? I do everything intentionally.

20. What nickname do, or should, you have?
Meowmie calls me silly boy. Or goofy. Or Samwock. I'm so confused.




--
Cheryl