Will in New Haven wrote:

Uncl Bill, hoo iz r secruterry, haz bin goin to da watturmonstur
effury nite after dinner. He puts on da short suit an carreez a towul
an wee don see him util it iz neerly tim four Bear, r d*g, too tak him
foure hiz walk. Aftur dat, hee goz to bed. Iyam shur Tiger missez his
luffly ladee an will get da innernet to wrk agan sune butted I don
gnow WUT wee can doo about dis SWIMMIN bidness.


gently shredded

--
Maggy May


Maggy May,

weze agree wit yu bout dis swimmin bidness. Bof ar hoomins do dat efurry
day, an sumtymes dey go away fur dayz to swim in sumfing kalled meetz.
Wy wud dey do dat? Den dey leef drippin stuff all over ar houze. Wadder.
Itz fur drinkin. Not dunkin. Silly hoomins, what ar we to do wif dem.

Booker