au luf da wai yew fink, Pitô.ônya. Yew kan mayke sum bad punz tew. yeUP.
Mosey

Yu iz rite, dat waptop committed sewerside.
It jumpt off da taybul an hurlt itzownselph ontu da flurr.
Purz fur da pour waptopple on da way tu Mi¢ro$ovt Bridge.
Ar yu gonna hab uh Furrooniral furrit?
Ur juzt uh Memorial, tho the memory iz probly gon... wen
it RAMed intu da flur.
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Pitô.ônya


Ise in disgwace.
Dat waptop committed sewiside...I did NOT nock it offa tabel.
Just beclaws me wus inna vicin....visun...well, just beclaws I wus
dare I meens, dat dussnt meen it wus myneself. Effun doe thu wittle
bit of velcwo wus stikkin owt of da side offa waptop n me nibbelled
it...a wittle..just a wittle...den dat waptop wented fwiyin offa edge
of dat tabel. Yus me wus dare, yus me seed the waptop dig a hole inna
hardwood fwore n fwiten Harry owta a yeers growef, but, IT WUSSN'T
ME!!
Cleo Gordon, innacent.

We all got the fright of our lives. Harry nearly went into orbit and
it certainly interrupted Gavin's snooze on the sofa. Now a certain
little lady is lying on the old laptop case looking so innocent....awh
well, it was the old laptop...(0;