"Jo Firey" wrote in message
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"Matthew AKA NMR ( NO MORE RETAIL )" 10 points a troll
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what you eat before the masters bad cat slave the masters come first
we get to eat dinner if they allow us. We must appease the gods first
us cat slaves must bow to the whim of the masters if we don't they leave
special surprise on our pillow or we step in it when eyes half open in
morning before morning coffee; one heck of a wake up call ;-)



Just kidding mischief make a ham sandwich in my house involves tricking
them into their room, making a run for it and locking door I have to do
this every time we prepare meals in my house

I'd think that was terrible. But the only reason we've been spared that
is two cats that won't touch human food.


It might be terrible but I never want one of my masters burning themselves
on the stove or oven, getting into harms way. They all know not to be on
the counter but still no matter what when you have people in the house that
don't listen and did as they wanted when they were younger it spoils the
children. It got to the point where they became little devils I had to
install locks on the cabinets and even buy a frig and freezer that has lock
on it.

I go all out when I cook and can have all the burners going, including a
indoor grill, smoker like a professional resturant would have. all I need
is one deciding not to listen and jump up when I am chopping or moving
something hot. I might be paranoid about it but I could never forgive
myself If I hurt one of them ever


Seems our luck has run out however. Kayla the Border is five months old
today. In the last week she has taught herself to jump high enough to
survey the kitchen countertops. And then to jump again and grab anything
interesting within a foot of the edge.

Until I can teach her that it isn't OK just because she can, I either have
to stand in the kitchen, put her outside or in her crate, or clean off the
entire counter.

There is going to be a major problem one of these days from Jake letting
his tail dangle off the counter when he is eating. At least Molly has
enough sense to wrap her tail around her body when she eats on the
counter.

Jo