Yesfurday I wuz forced to endoor a trip to da TED so dey kud luk at myown insidez to try to find da cansermonsterz. Dey subjecktid me to xrayz. Dey steeled sum uv myown purrty wite belly furz an putted goopy stuf on myown belly so dey kud uze ultrasownz. An whut did dey find? Nuffin! Dey evin had da roodness to say dat parts of myown insidez wuz "unremarkable"! Awl kitteez iz remarkable!

Rebecca the miffed