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Bank of Catmerica application:

Name: first :Pitoonya middul: Sweetee Lazt: Molesko, Cat.

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Reezun furr lown: Tu catufakshurr an sell MiceKreem =A9

Itimice-sayshun: Shtart-up eggzpenzez: .
I wyll need tu rent catufakturink faksillyteez anna MiceKreem=A9
Purrlurr.
In addyshun, I will need masheeneeree, anna refurrijerated
deliffurrree
truk.
I wyll need fikshurz, ekwippyment, an suplyyz.
I wyll alzo need to hyer wurkerz.
I wyll need lotza $Toona$ tu bi da meezez, an kreem, an shugga, an
binella,
an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem
I wyll need to pay mine wurkerz $toona$ furr sefurral munfz.
I wyll need tu pay rent on da catufakturink faksillyteez anna Mice
Kreem=A9
Purrlurr
awlzo furr seffurul munfz.
An I wyll need tu pay mineownself CEO sallerry tuu.

How menny I want: Juzt wun catrilyun $toona$, puuurrrleeeez?.

signed: Pitoonya S. Cat

OK. I can approve the grant! How many is a catrilyun toonas?

Clarence, forwarding to Pitoonya 100,000 toonas as an advance