Dere haz bin bwot tu mine purrtension a snigifurkent purrblem ob da
Inteereur. Itted iss da madder ob da dorrs. Dees ar fings da hoominz
yoodalize tu purrfent da ingwess an egwess ob kitteez furm wun rum tu
anuffur.
Du pwymary offendur iss da bafrum dorr, wich cawzez wotta caterwalling
forfkumming fwum a kittee wen itted shutted and dereby, da kittee weft
outted feewing bandunned. furry hurtful.

In da cayse ob da bedrum, dis weeches catataroffik heits, sumtymes
wesultink in kitteez fwowing dere entyre furry boddies uhginst da
awffending dorr.

As Sekittyary ob da Inteereur, ai fottfully purrpoze a whirldwyld
Okyoopie Moofment tu end dis purrfidy.

Sew, enykittee or sumcats gotz sum tents?

Meowy, catcerned citazen an sekaterry ob da Intereur
an gotted hur feewings hurt tuday.