Moey gentuly shredud dat pozt

mine faborit fings:
gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl.
o yess an da bafrum sink.
MeOwy

Ai wike mai gushy fudz tew, but wif speshul kibble on et sew ai wunt hrk.
ai hab uh funni tummy, yew noe. MRRRRRRT!!
Ai dunt gotz uh crinkl tunnl , but wen ai port ovur tew yer hoam wif Tygur n
Mayzy, weh pway wif yew en yerz,
n yer meomie duzn't seam tew mynd. Nope.
At lezt ai hoap gnot.
*nosepoinks*
Mosey