Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of Catmerica.
Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must decide which
kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur uv
da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him da
benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv compooter
problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da hundreds uv
uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu RPCC fur a while.
Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen tu dem? If Chester
were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH da Purresident an da
Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC. Da community wud be
totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da da problems we wud
face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du we reely want tu risk
da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I can
say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She is a
TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky Kitty
Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident Clarence tu
help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv da two uv dem
shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be dere tu solve da
problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin keep on track wif da
leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv hundreds
uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv dose problems
wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief Justicat. Catmerica
wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an allow dis tu happen? A
vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be, means da future of Catmerica
will depend on a single compooter system, an who of us haz nefur had
compooter problems? A vote fur Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da
guvernmint we haf worked so hard tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da
future uv Catmerica? I fink all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da
utmost seriousness dat it desurves.

I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC