Yu hazza poynt Allegra...
I tink it can be solft by havink uh Vice Purrezident, tho.
Iffin LL, by enny smawl chanze, iz not 'lekted Sheriff,
hur kin run fur Vice Purrezident.
AAMOF, hur awlreddy kayme in az runner-up tu da Purrezident.

HTH

Pit2nya, VP of TEC.


Adam wrote:
Fellow catizens! We are at a turning poynt in da history of
Catmerica. Da future of Catmerica hangs in da balance. We must
decide which kitty to choose tu be da next Chief Justicat uv Catmerica.

Let us look at da choices. We have Chester, who has a degree in
Catmerican law. He haz da qualifications. But he iz also da brofur
uv da Purresident of Catmerica. Dey share da same howse an da sayme
computer. He claims heze not influenced by his brofur. I grant him
da benefit uv dat doubt. But we all know abowt da chances uv
compooter problems, or da sekreterry bein sick or away, or enny uv da
hundreds uv uther reasons dat a kitty might not be able tu post tu
RPCC fur a while. Who is dere among us who haz never had dat happen
tu dem? If Chester were tu win da elekshun an dis shud happen, BOTH
da Purresident an da Chief Justicat wud be unable to post tu da RPCC.
Da community wud be totally wifout leadership. Dat iz just one uv da
da problems we wud face if Chester were elected Chief Justicat. Du
we reely want tu risk da chance uv such anarchy in da noosgroup?

Let us luk at da othur catnidate fur Chief Justicat. Louise iz an
independent thinker. She haz ten yeers experience bein a cat, and I
can say frum my pursonal experience dat she iz tough but fair. She
is a TGK, meaning she will have da moral strength tu make da difficult
decishuns. She wuz unanimusly elekted da purresident uv da Hurky
Kitty Club. If elekted, she will wurk closely wif Purresident
Clarence tu help keep Catmerica strong. An if fur enny reason wun uv
da two uv dem shud be unable tu post tu RPCC, da othur one will be
dere tu solve da problems an keep efurryone in line so Catmerica kin
keep on track wif da leedership dat haz been duly elekted.

Think bak on yur own aktivity in da RPCC. How menny times hav yu been
kept frum posting by pooter problems, ur sekreterry problems, ur bein
kept at da TEDs, ur just bein unable tu be here fur enny one uv
hundreds uv reasons. If Chester iz elekted, dat meens dat enny uv
dose problems wud leave RPCC wifout both a Purresident an Chief
Justicat. Catmerica wud be leaderless! Can enny uv us sit back an
allow dis tu happen? A vote fur Chester, qualified az he may be,
means da future of Catmerica will depend on a single compooter
system, an who of us haz nefur had compooter problems? A vote fur
Louise iz a vote fur da safety uv da guvernmint we haf worked so hard
tu establish an maintain. Wy risk da future uv Catmerica? I fink
all uv us shud take dis elekshun wif da utmost seriousness dat it
desurves.
I cast my vote fur Louise. I hope each uv you will consider da
possibilities, an du da same.

Allegra, VC

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