CatBanter - View Single Post - MEOW!! Seeking Escort to the Jellicle Ball

**Snowball** · September 23rd 16, 05:58 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community

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On Wednesday, September 21, 2016 at 8:36:34 PM UTC-7, Snowball wrote:
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On Saturday, September 17, 2016 at 10:15:16 PM UTC-7, =
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Seeking handsome older GENTLECAT to escort a beautiful "Black Panther"=
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th "New Penny Eyes" to the Jellicle Ball. Should not be afraid of BLACK =
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ic, and "Magic of the Night". Manners a must. Must know how to treat a L=
ady=3D
. Prefur MoonGlow White Cats, but any GENTLECAT will be considered. Your=
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r should be groomed to purrrfection. If you get out of paw I *will* box =
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r ears, or maybe just for fun, turn you into a mouse!!!=3D20
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Misty the "Black Panther", Mistress of the Night

Hi Snowball,

So you would be comfortable around some cat like me?!? I am NOT your typ=
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l female cat, and every Full Moon, I radiate power -- No joke I *could* =
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n you into a mouse. If you feel comfortable around Cats of Power, then i=
ts =3D
is a done deal. This will be my first Jellicle I'll attend being *proper=
ly*=3D
escorted to the Ball (not counting the first two when I was escorted by=
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twin brother who has since crossed the Rainbow Bridge), but my Great, G=
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t Grand Dam Bonnie The Black Panther, Lady of the House of Ruskin, and a=
nd =3D
Lady to Sir Galaxy, also a WHITE cat, always made a grand entrance to th=
e B=3D
all -- One PURE MIDNIGHT BLACK, the other PURE MOONLIGHT WHITE. When we =
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er together we *will* turn a lot of heads, especially the closer it gets=
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wards the Moon being FULL. If you have not done so already now might be =
a g=3D
ood time to cleaning that WHITE coat until it *gleams* in the dark!!

I am truly looking forward to the Ball this year. Please let me know if =
you=3D
REALLY want to escort me to the Jellicle Ball, if so we need to plan fo=
r t=3D
he occasion.=3D20

I look forward to hearing from you,

Misty, the Black Panther, Lady, House of Ruskin=20
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Hihi Misty,
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Ize nottid pure moonlite white. Ize gottid orinj eers anna orinj tayl.
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Waz Galaxy da bruvver uv Tribble? Meowmie wud tell me storees ov dem.
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Snowball

From what I hear he was a WHITE cat. You will be more than acceptable... ev=
en with your orange ears and tail. The most important thing is that your kn=
ow how to treat a Lady!!! The other thing is you need to be groomed to PURR=
RFECTION!!! Final note: If we go we will be the Host and Hostess of this ye=
ar's Ball, and at 14 YOU will end up being the MC of the Ball as well. I *u=
sually* will lead a paw or two to the decorating committee -- what could ta=
ke several cats hours to do I just need to *think* of it and it is made man=
ifest. I only have this state 2 days before and 2 days after each full moon=
.=20

If you agree I'll tell Rebecca we have A) our Host and Hostess (that would =
be the two of us) B) our MC (that would be YOU).

Please let me know at once.=20

Fondly,
Misty the Black Panther, Lady, House of Ruskin, Mistress of the Night

Meowmie sayz I haz da kleenist butt onna kittie sheze effur seen. Duz dat kownt?

Snowball