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Old July 28th 08, 02:12 AM posted to rec.pets.cats.community
ClowderCat
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Mosey=^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat" ...
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Mosey =^. .^=` wrote:
"ClowderCat"
Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Cleocat wrote:
We're going to do more than hissspitt at her. We're going to find
some other way to punish her. Do you have any suggestions?

Chester and Clarence
We're kind of fond of peeing in their shoes.

Cleo
That's a good idea. Clarence has hurked on mom's shoes before.

Do you want to come here and do it?

Chester
Dat mayed me waff..
I peed on da big bed twise n dey putted a pwaxtic fing onna top sew
dey wunt hafta warsh da comforter agin.
Mosey

I've also hurked on the bed and 2 of the chairs. And the carpet.

You did a good job with your peeing.

Clarence
Meowmie n Paw dint fink sew....
Paw gotted reel mad wif me fur dat.
I hurk onna rug sumtimez.
Mosey


Humans have weird ideas about stuff like that. Mom doesn't like it when
I hurk.

Clarence
Meowmie dunt wike it wen I hurk either.
Hur wurriez I mite be sik or sumptin wike dat.

Mosey

Mom thinks I'm allergic to chicken. I hope not, chicken tastes so good!

Clarence


Meowmie finks I'm lergic tew turkey, cuz it makes me hurk.

Mosey


Chicken makes me hurk. I don't like turkey as much.

Clarence